We play sardines in Meijer

In real life...
we play sardines in meijer.

i could not possibly think of a better place to be at midnight than meijer! can you? i bet not. you might be wondering what a person can do at meijer at midnight...let me tell you, my friend, the possibilities are virtually endless. from sniffing deodorant to have cart races, the fun is almost contagious. even though deodorant and shopping carts are pretty exciting activities, sardines is the best game to play at meijer at midnight. hiding in trashcans and on top of skateboards are just some of the creative places to hide during the game. although, if you have a problem with urinating while hiding like i have heard some people do, please do not try this. so if you find yourself making a late night grocery trip, i encourage you to play sardines with the fellow shoppers and make some new friends.